I was asked again the other day, "Are you a nude photographer?"
I always answer that question with one of two answers:
1. "No. I tried that once but I found it too awkward and distracting. My subjects kept looking at my penis instead of the camera."
2. "No. I'd only be a nude photographer if it was fine art. I've seen myself nude. Trust me, it ain't fine art.
I've found that most people that ask this question are a bit slow or they just don't appreciate my sense of humor.